- Remember this boy..... Oh, yes its that Monkey #1 again. This is the conversation we had tonight.
Me: Hey bud how was your soccer game?
Me: Did you win?
Him: It was a Metaphor!
Me: (very puzzled) What?
Him: you know mom a METAPHOR.
Me: No, i guess I don't .
Him: Metaphor means tie mom, you know, it was 1 to 1.
Monkey #2: (he was observing all of this) "Yeah mom didn't you know that
Me: Oh yeah I guess I forgot